Category : paint

bang.

it's a big old gun i think the proper word is revolver because the chamber revolves (yes i that makes sense i'll go with that) and its got a 'splosion coming out the end and its got the word 'bang.' on it. anyway why are you reading the alternate text? anyway i hope you're having a wonderful day

bonus picture:

a tv with some zaps coming out i guess. just look at the photo. i dont know why i write these no one will read them. poo bum fart.

i’m ready

its a yogurt or yoghurt or however you spell it it's one of those in a pot saying "i'm ready" to a spoon. i'm not sure if it's funny or even if it makes sense but guess what i'm going to risk it i hope you like it.

interpret how you will.

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i’m not sure how many people like maths but the other day i read this quite interesting paper about minesweeper and using it to makes logic gates, which is pretty cool. you should read it.

i don’t have a title for this

this is a picture of a monster or possibly a dinosaur sitting on a chair reading the newspaper. what you can't tell is that he is actually thinking about boobs which is odd because his species is reptilian which means they have no mammary glands.

i found a blog by a man called thomas hunter which i like. you should look at his pictures because they are good. this one made me inordinately happy.

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there are more posters if you want one

hey look, posters

*edit* : there are now more prints, go buy one

i liked a picture i did a while ago so i got a bunch of prints of it made, and now if you want you can buy one. i think you should.

the posters are A2, which means they are 16.5 x 23.4 inches (42 x 60 cm) which is pretty big, and printed on nice thick paper. it would look pretty damn awesome on your wall. i’ll sign it too if you want me to.

i’m selling them for £11 (which is $17.76 for you americans) which is way affordable.

(p&p to the uk will be £1.50, to everywhere else it’ll be £2.50 ($4). they’re sent rolled up in a thick cardboard tube).

as these are the first zappa blamma related things ever sold (!), to make it especially awesome i’m making everyone who buys one an individual picture of a monster giving you a compliment, each one hand made and not going to go on the website so it’s just you and me who sees your one. if you buy this you will actually be complimented by a monster and if you don’t want that to happen then you are a crazy person.

click here to buy one

you should get one, it’ll make you happy and me able to afford food, and both of those things are good outcomes

the end of the january monsters

i’m sorry that the last of the january monsters are appearing in february, i feel kinda embarrassed about that. (there were valid reasons)

anywho, here are the last of them, i hope you like them:

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my friend zoe chose the colour scheme for number 21 and i think she chose well
29 and 18 are my favourites of this batch. overall favourite is still number ten though.
if you want to see all of them together in one big image then you are in luck because i have made that image.

also please do me a favour and call that relative that you don’t see very often but still love and say hi

good evening

good evening televisionthis one is messy but for some reason i like it, it’s my desktop background at the moment

self esteem

please put me down this is terrible for my self esteem

today’s lesson: don’t draw boxes before you draw the picture because your palm will smudge the bottom corner.

i made two versions of this that i almost couldn’t decide between. click here to see the other version.

january monsters etc

number 10 is my favourite so far.

number 11 is my least favourite, i drew it when i was very tired and now i want to kill it with fire.

assorted things

my computer is being a complete phallus at the moment, so this is a big update in case it throws a hissy fit and dies. here are things:

(i tried out wheatpasting)

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i’m not doing much nice drawing at the moment (those things are relatively old) because i have a bunch of exams which i have to revise a lot for, and when i do have spare time i’ve been working on a long comic. at the moment i’m just storyboarding it, it’ll be a while till it’s done. this is my favourite panel so far:

and finally, the january monsters:

pretend this says 2011. (i am easily confused.) thank you andypants for pointing that out.

january monsters, part one

everyday in january i’m drawing a monster. here’s the first six:

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my favourite is the second one.