Category : paint

all day he dreams of cubes

i made this after attempting to screen print. turns out screen printing is harder than i thought.

the screen printing is because a lot of people have asked for t-shirts, so i’ve given into their quite reasonable demands. the design i’m thinking of at the moment is this:

which is loosely based on one of the dinosaur stereotypes that i drew a while ago.

EDIT: someone just asked me “is spissing a word?”, which filled me with fear. the word’s meant to be ‘spiffing’, i just do my f’s a little oddly. what word does it look like? this is kinda very important to me, i don’t want to make t-shirts with people seeing the wrong word on it.

also: january is a busy month for me so i’m sorry if things slow down.

also also: i hope 2010 was friendly to you.

oh shit

this is a monster than i drew out of oil paints. he's little and fluffy and a has shiney eyes. this is the alternate text. i hope you enjoyed.

i got oil paints for christmas, so i made this. it was the first time i’d ever used them, i think it went ok. they’re nice to use, i think i’ll do more.

also, i found this blog and i like it, you should read it.

merry christmas

kill it

accountant

this is a very old old old drawing but it is nowhere on the internet so i have now put it on the internet. also, i drew this twice if you want to see another version that is the same but is drawn with board markers and a crayon. i’m not sure which version i prefer.

also also, the interview went ok. they asked me to work out 1.017 in my head to 14 decimal places, which was hard but not too hard.

mini canvas

so i got a couple of mini canvases, and i tried out the first one today. they’re pretty damn small (2.5″ x 2.5″). i think i prefer paper.

also, i drew this, which accurately sums up my opinions on ties:

hey look, a comic about hipsters, definitely nobody’s done that before.

to equal it out, here’s a face i painted:

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also: I’ve been trying to get prints / posters sorted out, and actually creating them is easy, but shipping is a total butt pain. Anyone who wants one here over in the uk it should be pretty easy to sort out (high five, guys :D ), but anywhere abroad and then it gets really expensive and confusing. I’m thinking about possibly getting a few printed in america and directly sent from there to you americans out there, but I don’t like that idea because then I won’t actually see them and I won’t be able to check whether they’re awesome enough for you guys, but the alternative is to pay bajillions on postage. So I’ll have to think it through.

also also: a nice lady called andrea sent me a picture of a torosaurus she masterfully created in powerpoint and it made me smile, and if you click here you will see it too.

2 tiny drawings

here are two small pictures. one is a about the problems faced by monsters everyday, the other is about a physicist who has the most glorious beard imaginable.

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hair formula

hey look, i made a maths joke:

(assumptions: your head is a 2 dimensional plane with the origin being directly in the centre; and that you want a centre parting, both of which are kinda unrealistic)

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for those of you who don’t like maths jokes, here’s a picture of a bird that i drew:

the floating head of reasonable opinions

he also dislikes red lights and thinks digital watches are a neat idea.