a series of short stories

i’ve been busy a lot lately. here are some sketches i’ve done when i’ve had the chance to:

hey look behind you, there's a distraction! also the picture says 'don't screw up now'

stay goofy

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"terry stabs a cube". it is a heart wrenching story of love, loss, and stabbing cubes

a giraffe, nothing more, nothing less.

king of the wool

king of the wool tile. it's a sheep and it's a tile and it's on a wall

i’ve got a bunch of very important exams coming up over the next few weeks, so i have to cut down on fun stuff like painting, which sucks. i’ll update whenever i can.

ben warheit, who i have the utmost respect for, is starting to sell t-shirts, and you should buy one because he deserves your money.

also: i enjoyed this music video by danger beach / oneedo

godzilla and chicken butts

renditions of films i have never seen, episode one: godzilla

in other news, i got a new chicken today. here is a picture of her butt, and my older chicken marmaduke’s butt is in the background:

she is temporarily called ‘chilli’ until we think of a name that isn’t so sucky.

assorted pictures

here are some things that i’ve made but aren’t on the internet yet. they aren’t very good.

cern was really interesting. there was lots of physicists and they were pretty cool.

be honest

did i scare you? be honest ghost

i have a busy few weeks coming up. my final exams are sooner than anyone wants them to be, so that sucks.

what doesn’t suck is the fact that on monday i’m going to cern to see the large hadron collider, and the monday after that is my birthday.

drawing board

for the last few days, i’ve been working on a top secret project, which is now going to be an extra part of zappa blamma dot com. i really like it. hopefully you guys do too.

i set up a little program so that i can draw and sketch things, and when i’m finished it remembers all the pen strokes i’ve made and saves them. then it publishes it onto a special part of the site and rebuilds them exactly how i created it in the first place, so it looks like an invisible person is drawing it. it shows the most recently made sketch first and goes backwards, drawing the older ones below the newer ones, so it ends up being like a newsfeed but with pictures.

it’s hard to explain with words, so go have a look at it. i’ll be updating it regularly. at the moment it’s only got about 10 pictures.

the buttons on the right control how fast it’s going, regular speed is about 3 or 4 times faster than i actually drew it, and fast forwarding is about 20 times faster.

note: if you are using internet explorer, you won’t be able to see anything. internet explorer is a horrible browser that is very hard to make anything work in, so if you want to see it try using google chrome or firefox instead.

anyway, here’s one of the sketches it shows being drawn:

(because this is still a work in progress, there might be some issues going on with it. if anything odd is happening, like you can only see one picture or it crashes etc, if you commented saying what happened and what browser you’re using that would be really helpful)

(but it probably will work perfectly)

what

a surprised tree maybe? who knows

don’t mind that

"don't mind that, he just used to bully me in high school". that is what the first bald white man said to the other bald white man. it's about a human head (used, slight wear and tear). i like writing these alternate texts because no one reads them

i watched this lego animation focusing on colour today and i appreciated it.

howdy

so right ok this monster is kinda blue and he's got wonky teeth and he's saying howdy and he's blue and the background is stripey red. it is a metaphor for racism. nah, i'm kidding it's not really a metaphor. i'm hungry.

everybody has skills

something i found in my sketchbook the other day from a while ago: