Category : stories

banana privacy

Apples never ever knock.

would you like a hug, sir?

volume

the MBIJABGSAIKDBT club

I used water colour paper and I just felt silly.

Anyway, if my body was just a basic geometric shape I’d probably be disgruntled too. Just in case you wondered.

damnit mount eyjafjallajökull

He’s no longer one of my favourite volcanoes.

hey, i’m your liver!

hi i’m your bowl of cereal

three quarters of a head

a list

excuse me, jason goldton?<br> yeah, that's me.<br> i'm here to deliver the list of all the people who will ever love you. so, uh, here. <br> .. <br> two of those people are dead. and i don't know who 'steve cartwright' is. <br> he was the boy in your english class who hung himself. <br><br> oh. <br> i've actually got a bunch of these to deliver, so uh... bye i guess.

wait, so you guys don’t believe in me?

wait so you guys don't believe in me? nessy

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