{"id":938,"date":"2011-04-22T00:31:46","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T00:31:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=938"},"modified":"2011-05-08T14:26:18","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T14:26:18","slug":"godzilla-and-chicken-butts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2011\/04\/godzilla-and-chicken-butts\/","title":{"rendered":"godzilla and chicken butts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">renditions of films i have never seen, episode one: godzilla<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-939\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/imma-fuck-that-shit-up-edited-sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"648\" height=\"486\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/imma-fuck-that-shit-up-edited-sm.jpg 648w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/imma-fuck-that-shit-up-edited-sm-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 648px) 100vw, 648px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">in other news, i got a new chicken today. here is a picture of her butt, and my older chicken marmaduke&#8217;s butt is in the background:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-941\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/chicken-butts-small1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"647\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/chicken-butts-small1.jpg 647w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/chicken-butts-small1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">she is temporarily called &#8216;chilli&#8217; until we think of a name that isn&#8217;t so sucky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>renditions of films i have never seen, episode one: godzilla in other news, i got a new chicken today. here is a picture of her butt, and my older chicken marmaduke&#8217;s butt is in the background: she is temporarily called &#8216;chilli&#8217; until we think of a name that isn&#8217;t so sucky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,6,29,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=938"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":962,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938\/revisions\/962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}