{"id":900,"date":"2011-03-24T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-24T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=900"},"modified":"2011-05-08T14:34:15","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T14:34:15","slug":"howdy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2011\/03\/howdy\/","title":{"rendered":"howdy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-901\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/howdy-sm.jpg\" alt=\"so right ok this monster is kinda blue and he's got wonky teeth and he's saying howdy and he's blue and the background is stripey red. it is a metaphor for racism. nah, i'm kidding it's not really a metaphor. i'm hungry.\" width=\"695\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/howdy-sm.jpg 695w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/howdy-sm-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 695px) 100vw, 695px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,6,29],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":903,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions\/903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}