{"id":882,"date":"2011-03-13T20:30:36","date_gmt":"2011-03-13T20:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=882"},"modified":"2011-03-13T20:30:36","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T20:30:36","slug":"a-jetpack-and-a-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2011\/03\/a-jetpack-and-a-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"a jetpack and a monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-883\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/jet-pack-bitches-sm.jpg\" alt=\"just some guy in a jetpack with a shot gun. no biggie.\" width=\"290\" height=\"597\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/jet-pack-bitches-sm.jpg 290w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/jet-pack-bitches-sm-145x300.jpg 145w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-884\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/monster-etc-sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"374\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/monster-etc-sm.jpg 374w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/monster-etc-sm-293x300.jpg 293w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">sorry about the lack of updates. i&#8217;ve been working on multiple projects.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">the other day i found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.downloadhelveticaforfree.com\/\">this website<\/a> where a guy turns extracts of his old chat logs into psuedopoems. i liked it. you should read some or all of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; sorry about the lack of updates. i&#8217;ve been working on multiple projects. the other day i found this website where a guy turns extracts of his old chat logs into psuedopoems. i liked it. you should read some or all of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":886,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions\/886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}