{"id":872,"date":"2011-03-01T22:02:42","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T22:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=872"},"modified":"2011-03-01T22:02:42","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T22:02:42","slug":"bang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2011\/03\/bang\/","title":{"rendered":"bang."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-873\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/bang-edit-sm1.jpg\" alt=\"it's a big old gun i think the proper word is revolver because the chamber revolves (yes i that makes sense i'll go with that) and its got a 'splosion coming out the end and its got the word 'bang.' on it. anyway why are you reading the alternate text? anyway i hope you're having a wonderful day\" width=\"755\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/bang-edit-sm1.jpg 755w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/bang-edit-sm1-300x147.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">bonus picture:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-874\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tv-explosion-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"a tv with some zaps coming out i guess. just look at the photo. i dont know why i write these no one will read them. poo bum fart.\" width=\"622\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tv-explosion-Copy.jpg 622w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tv-explosion-Copy-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 622px) 100vw, 622px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bonus picture:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=872"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":965,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/872\/revisions\/965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}