{"id":719,"date":"2010-12-28T17:54:09","date_gmt":"2010-12-28T17:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=719"},"modified":"2010-12-28T17:55:29","modified_gmt":"2010-12-28T17:55:29","slug":"oh-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2010\/12\/oh-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"oh shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/FINAL.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-718 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/FINAL.jpg\" alt=\"this is a monster than i drew out of oil paints. he's little and fluffy and a has shiney eyes. this is the alternate text. i hope you enjoyed.\" width=\"411\" height=\"527\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/FINAL.jpg 685w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/FINAL-234x300.jpg 234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 411px) 100vw, 411px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">i got oil paints for christmas, so i made this. it was the first time i&#8217;d ever used them, i think it went ok. they&#8217;re nice to use, i think i&#8217;ll do more.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">also, i found\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.littlelovemonster.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">this blog<\/a> and i like it, you should read it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i got oil paints for christmas, so i made this. it was the first time i&#8217;d ever used them, i think it went ok. they&#8217;re nice to use, i think i&#8217;ll do more. also, i found\u00a0this blog and i like it, you should read it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":721,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions\/721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}