{"id":647,"date":"2010-11-27T19:20:33","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T19:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=647"},"modified":"2010-11-27T19:24:36","modified_gmt":"2010-11-27T19:24:36","slug":"hair-formula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2010\/11\/hair-formula\/","title":{"rendered":"hair formula"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">hey look, i made a maths joke:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/hair-formula-EDIT-crop.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-648\" title=\"hair formula EDIT crop\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/hair-formula-EDIT-crop-453x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"326\" height=\"737\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/hair-formula-EDIT-crop-453x1024.jpg 453w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/hair-formula-EDIT-crop.jpg 491w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 326px) 100vw, 326px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(assumptions: your head is a 2 dimensional plane with the origin being directly in the centre;\u00a0and that you want a centre parting, both of which are kinda unrealistic)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: -webkit-auto;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">for those of you who don&#8217;t like maths jokes, here&#8217;s a picture of a bird that i drew:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/a-weird-bird-sm.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-649\" title=\"a weird bird sm\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/a-weird-bird-sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"254\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/a-weird-bird-sm.jpg 254w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/a-weird-bird-sm-156x300.jpg 156w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 254px) 100vw, 254px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey look, i made a maths joke: (assumptions: your head is a 2 dimensional plane with the origin being directly in the centre;\u00a0and that you want a centre parting, both of which are kinda unrealistic) &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; for those of you who don&#8217;t like maths jokes, here&#8217;s a picture of a bird that i drew:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,6,29,3,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":652,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions\/652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}