{"id":434,"date":"2010-06-28T19:24:25","date_gmt":"2010-06-28T19:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=434"},"modified":"2010-11-24T22:57:08","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T22:57:08","slug":"no-i-am-an-octopus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2010\/06\/no-i-am-an-octopus\/","title":{"rendered":"no, I am an octopus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/no-i-am-an-octopus-sm.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-435\" title=\"no i am an octopus sm\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/no-i-am-an-octopus-sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"517\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/no-i-am-an-octopus-sm.jpg 517w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/no-i-am-an-octopus-sm-300x290.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 517px) 100vw, 517px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have a theory about people: if you draw an octopus, the first thing anyone will do is to count the legs for accuracy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a theory about people: if you draw an octopus, the first thing anyone will do is to count the legs for accuracy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,6,3,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=434"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":605,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434\/revisions\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}