{"id":330,"date":"2010-05-02T13:58:56","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T13:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=330"},"modified":"2010-11-24T22:57:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-24T22:57:47","slug":"a-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2010\/05\/a-list\/","title":{"rendered":"a list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/final-low-res.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-331\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/final-low-res.jpg\" alt=\"excuse me, jason goldton?&lt;br&gt; yeah, that's me.&lt;br&gt; i'm here to deliver the list of all the people who will ever love you. so, uh, here. &lt;br&gt; .. &lt;br&gt; two of those people are dead. and i don't know who 'steve cartwright' is. &lt;br&gt; he was the boy in your english class who hung himself. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; oh. &lt;br&gt; i've actually got a bunch of these to deliver, so uh... bye i guess.\" width=\"747\" height=\"652\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/final-low-res.jpg 1168w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/final-low-res-300x261.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/final-low-res-1024x893.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 747px) 100vw, 747px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,6,5,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":366,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions\/366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}