{"id":288,"date":"2010-04-18T17:36:21","date_gmt":"2010-04-18T17:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=288"},"modified":"2010-04-19T17:02:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T17:02:57","slug":"bill-and-an-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2010\/04\/bill-and-an-apple\/","title":{"rendered":"bill and an apple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/apple-and-skeleton.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-287\" title=\"apple and skeleton\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/apple-and-skeleton.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"539\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/apple-and-skeleton.jpg 539w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/apple-and-skeleton-300x238.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This looks like a set up to a bad sitcom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This looks like a set up to a bad sitcom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":294,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions\/294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}