{"id":1228,"date":"2012-12-11T14:46:25","date_gmt":"2012-12-11T14:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=1228"},"modified":"2012-12-11T14:46:25","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T14:46:25","slug":"scary-monster-blackboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2012\/12\/scary-monster-blackboard\/","title":{"rendered":"scary monster blackboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1230\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_0376-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"672\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_0376-Copy.jpg 720w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_0376-Copy-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">if you don&#8217;t think i&#8217;m updating enough, send me some angry emails telling me to get my act together.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">i&#8217;m being serious, this will\u00a0genuinely\u00a0help, i am a lazy man<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;- if you don&#8217;t think i&#8217;m updating enough, send me some angry emails telling me to get my act together. i&#8217;m being serious, this will\u00a0genuinely\u00a0help, i am a lazy man<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1228"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1228"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1231,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1228\/revisions\/1231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}