{"id":1122,"date":"2012-01-16T21:44:54","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T21:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=1122"},"modified":"2012-01-16T21:44:54","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T21:44:54","slug":"i-said-pick-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2012\/01\/i-said-pick-it-up\/","title":{"rendered":"i said pick it up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1123\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/pick-that-up-sm.jpg\" alt=\"a man and a dog and a dog shit. the dog says to the man &quot;pick that up&quot; in a kind of abrasive manner. personally i wouldn't take any sass like that from a dog but i guess i'm more of a cat person\" width=\"534\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/pick-that-up-sm.jpg 534w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/pick-that-up-sm-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">i hope you are enjoying your january, i know it&#8217;s hard but you can do it i believe in you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; i hope you are enjoying your january, i know it&#8217;s hard but you can do it i believe in you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1124,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions\/1124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}