{"id":1012,"date":"2011-06-29T12:57:58","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T12:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/?p=1012"},"modified":"2011-06-30T01:20:28","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T01:20:28","slug":"can-we-can-we","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/2011\/06\/can-we-can-we\/","title":{"rendered":"can we? can we?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1011  aligncenter\" title=\"can we?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/pet-squid-sm.jpg\" alt=\"it's a boy with a squid or maybe an octopus - i think it's technically a squid because i put a fin on the top of his head - and he's asking his dad if he can keep it because it followed it home. does anyone read these alternate texts? i don't even know how to read them after i write them.\" width=\"559\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/pet-squid-sm.jpg 559w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/pet-squid-sm-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 559px) 100vw, 559px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">a few seconds ago i got a twitter account. i don&#8217;t know why i did that.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/zappablamma\">it is here<\/a>. i don&#8217;t know how it works. it looks scary.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">i&#8217;m now on a very long holiday, and free from working. \u00a0life is good<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">bonus!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1013\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/intriguing-edited-sm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"456\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/intriguing-edited-sm.jpg 456w, http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/intriguing-edited-sm-300x275.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211; a few seconds ago i got a twitter account. i don&#8217;t know why i did that.\u00a0it is here. i don&#8217;t know how it works. it looks scary. i&#8217;m now on a very long holiday, and free from working. \u00a0life is good &#8212;- bonus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1012"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1016,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions\/1016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.zappablamma.com\/zb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}